Come on, Silent Bob. The little stoner was right! And that body? Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Comedy. Right. So? [the monkey has been put into a car] [to Silent Bob] By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". 'Scuse me. Ben Affleck: Dude, she called you retarded. [explaining why he gives head for rides] Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Right. Sheriff: Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Jay: While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. What are you trying to say? new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. Jay: So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Steve-Dave Pulasti: Holden: What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? Fanedit Running Time: 128. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Occupations Animal liberators (cover) Jewel thieves (in actuality) Powers/Skills Thievery Sabotage Incrimination Seduction and temptation Highly athletic and acrobatic Hobbies Setting up gullible men for pantsies for their criminal activities. So your in this for the pussy right? He's got a great sense of humor. Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. [slaps it out his hands] You used to be into all this girl stuff. Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Why? See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: James Van Der Beek: Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. Whillenholly: You're like a child. / We smoke the blunts. Matt Damon: Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. You actually watch that show? Whillenholly: Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . Its the female orgasm that's the myth. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". Oh my God. Don't be so suburban. You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Tricia Jones: All video and DVD versions restore that line. Jay: You mean the guys in that Prince movie? (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? [to Silent Bob] Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. I'll give you half of what I make. [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Oh Yeah! Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. Justice: The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Who'd pay to see that? , none of you little fucks out there. The C.L.I.T is not real. Holy Shit. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] What? Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. Action, Gus or what? [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Holden: Ben Affleck: Hooker #1: [to Gus Van Sant] So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. Girls like that kinda shit. Hey! [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Sissy: Holden: More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. Let's kick 'em out! Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. [to his buddies] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. Take sex for example. [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Are you fucking crazy? [slightly amused] Oh Yeah! This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Mua-ha-ha-ha! When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Banky: Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? I'm a noble rabbit Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. Jay's Mother: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. Jay: After an expedient exodus . If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. You went to film school didn't you? Chaka's Production Assistant: Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Angel Jay: Whillenholly: hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. Jay: [appears out of nowhere] [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. 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Sorry, Justice. Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: Jay: Backup on the way Sissy: Reg Hartner: So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Its time I get my black ass out of here. Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay: However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Banky: Steve-Dave Pulasti: [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Whillenholly: Jason Biggs: Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. The hell with this. [ready to act but haven't heard "Action"] These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! Chaka's Production Assistant: Taste the booger flavor. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. Well! James Van Der Beek: The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Tell him, Steve-Dave. Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. In prison, he'll be the pie. Brodie: Ben Affleck: Justice: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! Devil Jay 2: Mules are GOOD! What is your damage, little boy. Angel Jay: [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] The monkey will spank us! But funny. No, but it's Miramax. Jay: Yeah, sis. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Must kill him, doesn't it! Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. I'll be right here waitin'. Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Banky: Have you seen them roaming around? Sissy: The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Silent Bob shakes his head]. A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. No, you the man, and that's the problem. That shit is the mad notes. I pinch it like this. [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] 104 min. They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. Assistant Director(GWH 2): That's it boy, put the dick down. No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! Yeah, I'll bet you do. The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Yeah, for Joey, man. You know what? Chaka: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Tell 'em Steve-Dave. Jay. Read more Read reviews Add to list . When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. [his first words] Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Jason Biggs: Opening text: There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Jay: Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. She's also a main character in the movie. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits.